Like a potato, if the human body is not properly mashed and moisturized, it will never be used for anything more than a science project battery. Make sure your body is properly fluffed and buttered with today's soothing Groupon: for $35, you get a one-hour Swedish massage and a three-month VIP membership to Avalon Massage & Bodyworks (a $95 value), opposite the Galleria.
As a multifaceted wellness center, Avalon Massage & Bodyworks offers a variety of massages, relaxation techniques, and alternative forms of healing. Put your overworked muscles in the hands of Avalon's own trained and certified therapists during a one-hour Swedish massage (a $50 value for members), in which five different Swedish-style strokes improve circulation and reduce pain and stiffness caused by rubbernecking and botched exorcisms. After your massage, use your three-month VIP membership (a combined $45 value) to bliss out in the whirlpool spa, or exercise newly nimble limbs in the workout facility. VIPs get reduced prices on massages and can make standing massage appointments to fit busy schedules. Access extends to all family members older than age 17 who are no longer able to skateboard off the garage unscathed.
Avalon Massage & Bodywork's trained therapists use hypoallergenic essential lotions and aromatherapy oils in every massage unless otherwise requested. Bring in your own aroma-therapeutic blend of gym socks and pickle juice to enjoy a form of relaxation that only a mother's nose could love. Call to schedule an appointment.
ONLY 9 HOURS LEFT TO BUY!!
Being a professional buisness woman I definitely can use this deal!!
-Butterfly Mixer
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