Some people are born to run; some are born to scramble up and down walls and ceilings like a Tokay gecko. Unleash your inner lizard with today's Groupon to climbers' paradise at Stone Moves Indoor Rock Climbing. For $9, you get one pass good for a full-day's climbing ($12) and all the equipment you need to scale rocks, ascend rocks, and yell at rocks, including a harness ($2), climbing shoes ($3), and a chalk bag ($2) (a $19 total value). No climbing experience is necessary.
A vertical puzzle solved with your body, rock climbing demands total physical and mental focus—perfect for those tired of the same old gym routine and even the most jaded extremeatude addict. Stone Moves' carefully plotted routes accommodate both newcomers afraid of igneous rock and seasoned veterans salty with sweat and the cool, confident insouciance of someone who knows what it takes to be admired for not looking like he wants to be admired. As you muster your derring-do, move from hand-loving jugs and easier courses to steeply sloping walls with tiny toeholds. After your invigorating climb to the top, feel free to take a moment to quietly bask in your triumph over gravity, the most mean-spirited mass-attracting natural phenomenon.
Rock climbing exercises your body and your wits. Each climb challenges you to decide the best route to the summit while clinging to tiny faux-rock outcroppings using muscles. Round up a group of friends and compete in what many call "chess, but with more physical exertion and not on a chessboard." Under the watchful eye of Stone Moves' experienced staff, your hands will transform into rubber suckers that emit pleasant popping noises as you clamber up, down, and over the numerous square feet of varied and realistic climbing terrain replete with crags, under-hangs, handbags, pine trees, and angry squirrels.
FM 1960 Rd. W
Houston, Texas 77069
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